Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Postman Patel is on Vitter like a goose on a junebug.

He's got a great quote from Wendy Vitter too.

Asked by an interviewer in 2000 whether she could forgive her husband if she learned he'd had an extramarital affair, as Hillary Clinton and Bob Livingston's wife had done, Wendy Vitter told the Times-Picayune: "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

1 comment:

Shutter said...

Goose on a Junebug ? .. an expression unfamiliar to us Limeys .. guess you mean all over like a rash.

There is nothing like the public when it has one of it's fits of morality and can point fingers etc.,

Whilst earnest loathing is fitting for such an unctuous Christian humbug and hypocrite there is always a slight tinge in the male psyche of envy ... however the threats of Wendy "Bobbitt" Vitter sound a bit serious. We can only hope she ensures the event is recorded for You Tube, Live Leak etc.,

It would act, as Voltaire remarked in Candide when the English shot Admiral Byng for Treason when he fucked up in engaging the French Fleet at Minorca..." In England they shoot an Admiral every now and then ...pour encourage les austres"

Which as Mr Jefferson purchased your freedom from the perfidious French should not cause you trouble in translation. Unlike your Northern colleagues who stole theirs... fear not, like General McArthur .. we will be back.. if only to clear out the Washington stables.

PS We had a whip round this afternoon to purchase a pair of decent kitchen scissors (Chinese - so good quality) for Wendy, but Fedex wouldn't accept the parcel.. we will try DHL tommorrow.

PPS Vitter shouldn't worry too much, the more broad minded and those with a wider experience of popular entertainment assure us that Mr Bobbitt when he was re-acquainted with his parts acheived considerable fame and a not inconsiderable income as a freak celebrity porn star.

Which minds us to recall the coarse limerick

There was a man from Kent,
Whose dick was all twisted and bent.
He saved himself trouble,
By sticking it in double,
Instead of coming he went.

So a litle light hand relief may well be within someone's grasp.

Our regards to the pelicans