Some Latin Lover.

WWLTV.com :

"Lafourche Parish officials reported Tuesday the arrest of a man who allegedly gave beer to his eight-month-old baby, then laughed at the way the infant was acting.

Deputies said they could smell beer on the baby’s breath.

The suspect, Carlos Cruz, was arrested, and while en route to the police sub-station allegedly offered the arresting female officer money and “a night to remember” if she let him go.
. . . . .
Deputies said Cruz urinated in the middle of the intake room before he was transported to the Lafourche Parish Detention Center in Thibodaux, La.
. . . . . .

They said they are checking to see if Cruz is an illegal"

Yes. I imagine it would be "a night to remember." But not fondly.