"President Bush said that his present umbrella was "working perfectly" and rejected calls for a new one.
Critics said that Bush's umbrella was "ineffective, severely flawed, and just as bad as no umbrella at all." In response, Bush said that was "just people playing politics," and that he was not "all wet," as many have alleged.
"That's exactly what you'd expect them to say," said Bush."
from Tom Burka's Opinions You should Have